What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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Nuts and Butts

No go.

Thumbs down again.

What are some good suggestions for books? I'm into romance, fantasy and Romantasy.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

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They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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